Senin, 02 Juni 2014

Poll: I have a theory to why women are crazy?

Q. Well back then billions of years ago when dinosaurs existed, women always stayed at home.

and I was playing my Sims, and the wife turned crazy because she didn't get out of the house often.

My conclusion.

A. dinosaurs live underground.
zombies are people who go into ufo ships to be healed by "aliens".
you live only once. after you die, you either go to hell or heaven.
different creatures like phoenixes, dinosaurs, monsters really exist, but be careful because demons know about these creatures and will mix in their lies to draw you away from God.
white magic=black magic=asking demons for help=spells=really bad for your future.
meditation leads to demon possession.
pagan gods/goddesses are demons. all demons are male though.
tattoos give rights to demons to bother you.
women, who had giants as kids with demons (anunaki), were cursed by God to become sirens.
masons, who built tower of babel to fight God, were cursed by God to become apemen and elephantmen.
vampires/werewolves are high-level witches who are completely demon-possessed.
aliens are demons. ghosts are demons. demons move the ouija board too.
demons show pictures to psychics/mediums/seers/astrologers. tarot cards and crystal ball are tricks to fool the eye.
80 foot dinosaurs will come out from underground through sinkholes and lakes, and start eating people up; antichrist is a red-eye gay man with white powder on his face; mark of the antichrist is a green electronic nwo tattoo with sixes that is given by lasers when people stretch their hands to receive a new small gray world passport; fallen angels=demons=aliens in ufos=ascended masters=ghosts=channeled entities=dead relatives during seances=spirit guides=pagan gods=greys=automatic writing spirits, etc.; atlantis (where aliens make humans their puppets) is underneath mariana trench; china will attack russia; don't worship the antichrist; don't take "the chip, world passport, and nwo tattoo"; don't go into a ufo ship under any circumstances


What's your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse?
Q. Mine would be a fork,knife and spoon helmet.

A. zombies are people who go into ufo ships to be healed by "aliens".
you live only once. after you die, you either go to hell or heaven.
different creatures like phoenixes, dinosaurs, monsters really exist, but be careful because demons know about these creatures and will mix in their lies to draw you away from God.
white magic=black magic=asking demons for help=spells=really bad for your future.
meditation leads to demon possession.
pagan gods/goddesses are demons. all demons are male though.
tattoos give rights to demons to bother you.
women, who had giants as kids with demons (anunaki), were cursed by God to become sirens.
masons, who built tower of babel to fight God, were cursed by God to become apemen and elephantmen.
vampires/werewolves are high-level witches who are completely demon-possessed.
aliens are demons. ghosts are demons. demons move the ouija board too.
demons show pictures to psychics/mediums/seers/astrologers. tarot cards and crystal ball are tricks to fool the eye.
80 foot dinosaurs will come out from underground through sinkholes and lakes, and start eating people up; antichrist is a red-eye gay man with white powder on his face; mark of the antichrist is a green electronic nwo tattoo with sixes that is given by lasers when people stretch their hands to receive a new small gray world passport; fallen angels=demons=aliens in ufos=ascended masters=ghosts=channeled entities=dead relatives during seances=spirit guides=pagan gods=greys=automatic writing spirits, etc.; atlantis (where aliens make humans their puppets) is underneath mariana trench; china will attack russia; don't worship the antichrist; don't take "the chip, world passport, and nwo tattoo"; don't go into a ufo ship under any circumstances





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