Q. Are those hideously ugly tattoos that so many young ladies are getting on their lower backs today the stupidest thing you have ever seen? Is it proper for women to scar themselves this way and then display the disfigured bodies for the world to see? Should they get the tattoos on their foreheads instead so that their husbands won't have to look at the tattoos during "intimate moments"?
A. I have to agree. The tramp stamps are usually the ugliest of all tattoos. No wonder the "artists" hide them where the women can't see them. They're probably scratch the guy's eyes out if they knew what an ugly tattoo he put on their bodies.
How can I be more awkward around women?
Q. The future is going to be very hot weather-wise, so I do not want to have children so they don't bust their a*s in a job just to buy air-conditioners and fans.
A good way to achieve my barren goal is to suck at getting women. So since most of you are knowledgable in this aspect, what advice do you have for me to be more awkward around women?
A good way to achieve my barren goal is to suck at getting women. So since most of you are knowledgable in this aspect, what advice do you have for me to be more awkward around women?
A. Neglect all personal hygiene. Fake Tourette's syndrome. Tattoo obscenities on your forehead. Expose yourself outside ladies restrooms .Carry a bag of your own excrement with you at all times.Commit hideous unnatural acts with small furry animals in public. Carry a certificate of being on the Sexual Offenders Register( GB only) and show it proudly to all concerned. Wear a greatcoat and stand outside school entrances. Should I go on?
Hope this doesn't help.
Good Luck
Hope this doesn't help.
Good Luck
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