Q. So, I was planning to tattoo the phrase "slippery when wet" on my penis, but my girlfriend didn't want me to, so I didn't. But we just broke up, so the plan's back on. I just want to see what girls would think about having sex with a guy with a tattooed penis. Would you have sex with a guy who did this?
A. Be prepared to have that penis our of service for quite a while while your tattoo heals hun. And I mean ALL THE WAY out of service, including self service...
While normal tattoos can take 2 to 4weeks to recover, tattoos in areas such as the genitals, underarms, and feet that are much harder to keep germ free, dirt free, sweat free, and constantly covered with the needed ointment can take considerably longer.
I'll not bother scaring you with how it's going to feel actually receiving the tattoo, since I'm sure you've contemplated it...
But take care exactly WHAT you have tattooed there. Text has a nasty way of blurring and getting splotchy and unreadable with age. And you're already putting it on a skin surface that isn't exactly smooth as a baby's bottom even when erect. How is that tattoo going to look when you aren't hard is a question to ask yourself?
All I'm saying is: Do you really want a woman to wonder what the heck that strange blob on your shaft is in 5 or 10 years?
Oh, and to the original question... A tattooed pecker isn't what gets me into bed with a man, it's his personality. It doesn't impress me, so I wouldn't care either way.
While normal tattoos can take 2 to 4weeks to recover, tattoos in areas such as the genitals, underarms, and feet that are much harder to keep germ free, dirt free, sweat free, and constantly covered with the needed ointment can take considerably longer.
I'll not bother scaring you with how it's going to feel actually receiving the tattoo, since I'm sure you've contemplated it...
But take care exactly WHAT you have tattooed there. Text has a nasty way of blurring and getting splotchy and unreadable with age. And you're already putting it on a skin surface that isn't exactly smooth as a baby's bottom even when erect. How is that tattoo going to look when you aren't hard is a question to ask yourself?
All I'm saying is: Do you really want a woman to wonder what the heck that strange blob on your shaft is in 5 or 10 years?
Oh, and to the original question... A tattooed pecker isn't what gets me into bed with a man, it's his personality. It doesn't impress me, so I wouldn't care either way.
Is my fun life over now that I live with my GF?
Q. So, here it is the 4th of July and I wanted to spend it binge drinking with my friends tonight like I always do on holidays but nooooooo.... my GF wants to go into town and sit in the park and watch fireworks. Is this the beginning of the end for me? Do you know that woman actually trimmed off my toenails a couple of days ago after I passed out on the sofa? Heck, I could hardly walk when I woke up -- she had sawed off the ends and sanded them down, scraped off out all the dirt and grease under them and then scrubbed off all the scaley flakes of skin all over my feet and coated them with some kind of salve. Hell I stood up and without my old long toenails touching the floor I almost couldn't keep my balance and that greasy salve made my feet slip on the tile floor. What's next? Will she cut off my hair? Shave my underarms? Tattoo her name on my chest? Dang -- I think I may ahve made a big mistake moving in with her....
A. Find yourself a non crazy woman.
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